Friday, April 24, 2009

the swine flu

is a crock of shit. There's people in mexico wearing surgical masks and walking around because they're afraid to catch a flu. I've been reading that there's a possibility that the USA-Mexico border will be shut down. Seriously, what kind of nation of pussies have we become where we go and run from a fucking flu? fuck the flu! I also read on CNN that 20 people in mexico have died so far. wow. 20 fucking people. 14,500 people died from AIDS in 2007 alone and we see flu as the fucking pandemic? The icing on the fucking cake was when fox news said that people are showing symptoms in Europe. fucking Europe where they possibly don't even have access to this virus and now people over there are shitting bricks. Personally, i don't but into this mass hysteria bullshit and neither should you. why? because when you boil it down, that's all it is. mass hysteria. A few people got sick with the flu, and everyone takes it as if it was the black death then some asshole in France is eating is baguette when suddenly he coughs and says "oui oui!! i haz zee zzwine flu!!" then everyone around him starts getting the runny shits. Next thing you know, all borders are closed and we're all quarantined. Thank god this shit isn't going down in africa because Bono would've been all over this shit, fucking organizing concerts where he doesn't actually help or give money and instead "raises awareness". So calm the fuck down people and just remember SARS, anthrax, and the bird flu (and Y2K and the fucking conficker virus). It was all a bunch of overblown bullshit. or maybe God likes to play Pandemic.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Perez Hilton

i hate this asshole so much and he's going around making a big stink about Miss California's opinion about gay marriage. Thankfully, a lot of people are coming around to the thought of gay marriage (woopwoop, Vermont) and some people don't and you know what, i understand. If someone was to tell me "i don't believe in gay marriage" i would just be like "aight, LATAZ" and fly away on my magic carpet, i would NOT go around talking shit and bashing them you know why? Because this is America. We have a freedom of speech and we can believe in whatever the fuck we want and say whatever the fuck we want and Mr. Hilton should realize this since this very right keeps his stupid ass "blog" in business and lets him spew whatever bullshit he wants about whoever. For example, i'm against legalizing pot. However, i wouldn't prosecute someone who is for it. fuck it, there's two sides to every story and not everyone is going to agree. So fuck Perez Hilton. and remember what Voltaire said: "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it"

Sunday, April 12, 2009