Angelina and Brad

No matter where you go. No matter what you do, you'll be haunted by pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Now, i don't know about you guys but i'm fucking annoyed and i'm sick of these assholes. Listen, i don't give a fuck about Angelina helping little out little African orphans. You know what you need to do? go fix your relationship with your father and then maybe you'll ease up on all these fucking kids you're having/adopting. Am i the only one who thinks that maybe this may have something to do with her trying to fill a void? It doesn't matter how much money you have. Kids aren't just raised with money alone. They need a shit load of attention. I really do think they'll grow up hating her not only because they'll be spoiled little shits but because no one could possibly give the equal amount of attention and love they need. Another thing, this bitch called her daughter Shiloh a "blob". Seems to me like she'll never love her fully because she didn't find her half dead somewhere. You'll hardly ever see her carrying her daughter and when you do, the child looks miserable. It's no secret Angelina hates her dad and there's a constant fight between them and the sad part is that Shiloh will grow up to hate her and it'll be Angelina Jolie part 2 and the cycle will repeat.



Also, those bitches with the clown car vaginas piss me off too.







GOD I FUCKING HATE CHILDREN AND KNOWING THESE BITCHES BROUGHT (and are still bringing....here's looking at you Michelle Duggar) MORE LITTLE SHITS INTO THE WORLD MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A SAW TO MY FACE

New Year's Resolutions

ok, so the year isn't exactly over yet but i already have my New Year's Resolutions and while some might have "i wanna lose 20 pounds" mine are all kick ass. I also suspect those people that have those type of resolutions are stupid soccer mom types that sit on their asses watching Lipstick Jungle and Desperate Housewifes and read Star weekly and wear Team Aniston shirts while grocery shopping with their 1 year old and then they drive home in their mini van to a house littered with toys and have a scheduled date night with their bitter husband. Anyway, here's the list:

1. Add more insults to my vocabulary
2. cut off my leg and get a wooden one
3. hookers and blow-LOTS OF IT.
4. get a boat, sail the seven seas plundering booty and make people walk the plank.
5. travel the world and become a cultered, understanding and caring person. AHAHAHAHAHA just kidding. douches.