ok, so the year isn't exactly over yet but i already have my New Year's Resolutions and while some might have "i wanna lose 20 pounds" mine are all kick ass. I also suspect those people that have those type of resolutions are stupid soccer mom types that sit on their asses watching Lipstick Jungle and Desperate Housewifes and read Star weekly and wear Team Aniston shirts while grocery shopping with their 1 year old and then they drive home in their mini van to a house littered with toys and have a scheduled date night with their bitter husband. Anyway, here's the list:
1. Add more insults to my vocabulary
2. cut off my leg and get a wooden one
3. hookers and blow-LOTS OF IT.
4. get a boat, sail the seven seas plundering booty and make people walk the plank.
5. travel the world and become a cultered, understanding and caring person. AHAHAHAHAHA just kidding. douches.
About Me
- Lip Service
- Sometimes i wake up with really bad back pain. I take my wig off when i'm drunk and my breath smells in the morning. I have day dreams about grabbing my lance and going hunting for moby dick. Also, my fuckery knows no bounds.
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