Tidbits

Because this shit isn't important enough for me to write a full blog post about.

Oprah
Goddamn it, if there's something i hate more than clown car vaginas and child molesters it's Oprah. She's the fucking hero of desperate soccer moms everywhere the only time i actually watched her show and enjoyed it was when she went to Auschwitz with Elie Weitzel (sp?) AND it was commercial free so it was pretty cool. Recently, however, she's been all over place with Obama. Who does this bitch think she is? In pictures with Obama and his wife, she's in the middle grinning like an idiot. Ok, i get it, first black president but you didn't get him nominated. No one went to Oprah land and said "your majesty, we need a new president" and then she waved her hand and obama came out of no where. This is exactly why celebrities shouldn't be endorsing shit (here's looking at you, peta!). and if i was Michelle Obama, i'd smack this bitch and he like "uh uh, you ain't the first lady, bitch" then she'd crawl into a hole and emotionally eat herself to death.

Hilary Duff
Her bucktooth ass was on Maxim recently (i like it for the articles and humor i swear) and she's like "I'm gonna do more grown up roles" and she's all naked talking about how she's not a little girl anymore. First of all, why do all these female child stars think that to prove they're grown up that they need to pose for some magazine all naked? We all know her career is gonna go to the shits now because her idea of "serious, grown up roles" will involve her getting naked, playing a slut to show her "range" or some stupid shit like that. It's not like she's going to play some incredible role that'll leave a mark. Let's just leave that to the professionals.

PETA
God, i fucking hate PETA so much. If they ever threw a bag of flour on me, not that i'd ever wear fur anyway i think it's weird, I would go completely APESHIT on that bitch, i'd ask my security calmly to please let me have a word with the young lady and once they stepped aside i'd fucking pounce on the bitch and knock her down and yell "WHERE'S LASSY NOW, BITCH?" and after i tore her a new asshole i'd turn around and sue PETA. In court, i'd day PETA's attack caused me to have flashbacks of my abusive babysitter who'd suffocate me in flour. I'd settle for like $3 million for mental and emotional damage and medical bills and donate the money DIRECTLY to needy families.