Zack and Miri make a porno....

is a big shit fest. I really wanted to see it and i almost saw it in theatres on DD's birthday but opted for saw 5 (which was also a shit fest) and my mom finally rented it yesterday. holy fucking shit. the movie fucking blew. I won't lie, there was some really funny parts like when the camera guy gets shit on his face from the anal scene. In fact, the whole movie had a lot of potential to be an awesome porn fest but you know what killed it? These idiots:



Whatever goes on with these dicks is so fucking predictable it's almost laughable. We all know that once his penis enters her vagina they're gonna fall in love like if his sex is so good she's gonna explode with pleasure or some shit. The sex scene between them is even worse. There's a lame ass song in the background and he's all gentle. fuck you guys are filming a porn, grab that bitch and pound every single one of her holes then jizz on her face. It's not that hard. Seth Rogan is a funny man but for christ's sake what the fuck were you thinking? and the ending? FUCKING SUCKS! they don't even tell you what happens to the porn movie. it ends with those two fart knockers going into the room to have boring sex again. Why does every potentially good movie have to get ruined with emotions goddamit? I don't want to see them fall in love. I want to see some hoes getting banged and making a crap load of money off of it. That's the american dream.